She’s designed catalogs for J.Crew, performed stand-up comedy, even worked as Henri Bendel’s
only female security guard. Pam Gaslow has had an eventful life -- including once being threatened by her family with disownment over her Depressed Hot Girl blog -- and it’s about to get even more so with her first-personal confessional “Don’t Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab.” It’s a hilarious chronicle of her journey toward sobriety from a toxic marijuana addiction, told with candor, honesty, absurdism, and the trademark wit that has brought her to comedy club stages across the country. The New York-born writer is also a contributor to The Huffington Post, The Good Men Project, The Times of Israel, and Newsbreak. Gaslow, who also works as a mixed-media artist, once owned and designed children’s clothing lines under the brands Pamela Jo (for girls) and Handsome Jack (for boys). Now based in Miami, she is sober and enjoys traveling, designing jewelry, and collecting humorous tidbits for her next piece. For more quirky randomness follow her on Instagram @pamgaslow.
Advance Praise for Don't Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab
We don’t have any products to show here right now.
There’s no recovery from addiction without a fearless self-inventory. Pam Gaslow’s courage in confronting herself is delivered with a bawdy, comic punch. Rehab has rarely been this funny or frank. And yet buried inside her memoir is an important warning: today’s pot is no laughing matter. It’s a powerful, addictive drug with the potential to destroy lives.
Undiscovered Gyrl and The Escape of Malcolm Poe
I’m 50 And It’s Not Funny
I’m Learning Hebrew And It’s Not Funny
What I Can Tell About You From Your Venmo Transactions
How To Become A Successful Writer: The 50 Year Plan
How To Describe The Pandemic To Anyone Who May Have Slept Through It
THE HUFFINGTON POST
Why I Left New York
The Real Animals Of Social Media
I Don’t - Why I Never Got Married
I Live in Florida And It’s Not Funny
THE GOOD MEN PROJECT
How a Man/Boy Healed the Wounds of my Breakup
Ten Ways to Prevent Your One Night Stand From Blossoming Into a Meaningful Relationship
Five Reasons I’ve Given Up Online Dating and Gone Back to My Ex-Boyfriend
13 Questions with Lior Raz
I Went to Mexico City and Didn’t Get Kidnapped
I Have PTSD from Living in New York City for Twenty Years
A Hot Guy, Two Ducks, and a Beer Bong — the Ridiculous Life of Tiktok Star @tooturnttoni
I Went to Rehab for Weed. Twice.
When Your Entire Resume Is a Joke, It’s Really NOT Funny
A Stay at Home Comedian on Coronavirus
Seventeen Reasons Not To Vote For Kanye West, From His Own Mouth